Race-day logistics is a full-time position. Unfortunately, you volunteered.
The Holding Your Shit Since 5AM Crewneck is for the person carrying everything while their athlete focuses on their one very important responsibility: racing.
The front clocks you in as the Athlete Logistics Department. The oversized back documents your actual workload: bag, bottle, phone, jacket, snacks, keys, sunglasses, charger, towel, stress, confidence and whatever dignity is left.
No medal. No finish time. Somehow still responsible for everybody’s shit.
Holding your shit since 5AM. You’re welcome.
Showing up is winning.
