I’m Not Competing, I’m Yelling Support Crew Hoodie

Not competing. Still somehow exhausted.

The I’m Not Competing, I’m Yelling Hoodie is for the person putting in a full race-day shift without getting a medal for any of it.

Tracking app refreshed. Cowbell ready. Voice projected from an entirely unnecessary distance. Athlete located approximately 60% of the time.

The front keeps your credentials official with Support Crew / Athlete Support. The oversized back makes your role impossible to misunderstand:

No, I’m not competing. I’m yelling. Professionally.

No bib. No splits. No inside voice.

Showing up is winning.