Not competing. Still taking this way too seriously.
The I’m Not Competing, I’m Yelling Hoodie is for the support crew treating somebody else’s race like they personally have something on the line.
The front keeps your position official with Support Crew / Athlete Support. The signature oversized back makes your responsibilities impossible to misunderstand:
NO, I’M NOT COMPETING. I’M YELLING. PROFESSIONALLY.
For race mornings, finish lines, cowbells, tracking-app obsession and screaming “LET’S GO!” at people who may or may not actually be your athlete.
No bib. No splits. Somehow emotionally invested in the entire field.
